VideoGameRapBattles
Cartoon Cat Vs. Siren Head
Intro:
VideoGameRapBattles! Player 1: Siren Head, Player 2: Cartoon Cat! FIGHT!
Verse 1 (Siren Head):
I'll leave this cartoon cut because this timeline is all mine
Don't need a full verse, I can take your nine lives in nine lines
And my mind is actually blown 'cause this creature concept couldn't be worse
A discount Disney creepypasta. Call you abandoned by Dreamworks
Takin' a look at this gross slob
It ain't no wonder your show flopped, you're a kiddy cartoon, so it's no shock that you built up a fanbase with Roblox
You ain't got an actual kill to your name
It's a shame that you think I'm worried comparing the numbеrs I've slain
Your most frightening facet is forming a fandom of furriеs
You're dirty, so scurry back down right your halls (halls)
I'll literally shut down your mall (mall)
I ain't seen a Felix this goofy since PewDie, but when you get cancelled, you'll fall
Try to rap me when you're stuck on the screens of the silent TVs, I'm astounded
'Cause just like the era you're based on, I'm killing you off
Verse 2 (Cartoon Cat):
When I'm bringin' the sound in!
If you think you'll shut me down, I will make this mod Fallout
You're not so very scary, even Long Horse rides you out of town
If splicing snippets from airwaves is all that you like to say (Ooh!) Then I'm not losing against Bumblebee produced by Michael Bay
You are the pole broadcastin' my show, you better thank me that you're on the map now
Don't be so jealous that I'm in the spotlight while you're blendin' into the background
I'm pouncin' on any prey foolish enough to set foot in my den's darkest depths
You bum around in the woods of Indiana, go play hide and scream with Rednecks!
While I'll leave you're whole body red, my limits are stayin' unchecked
Henderson said I'm his strongest creation, while you lose to anyone deaf
You're lack of eyes denotes you've never seen a show this graphic
This episode's so savage that this verse will be redacted!
Verse 3 (Siren Head):
This fight's a fun conception, but we don't got no connection
But the fact that Trevor needed me 'cause you got no reception Make a Cartoon an Anxious Dog, reboot you at my will
You're never safe against my waves, all shelter is high kill
Verse 4 (Cartoon Cat):
I'm the Fetid King bringing terror to the net, while you're just a virus
Check your games, they're all a glitchy mess
So no matter all the time you spent to kill of men, you're most evil deed's when you became a TikTok trend
Outro:
Game Over! Choose your character! VideoGameRapBattles!