Cam:

Uh, guys, are we sure this is the match-up? I mean, they aren't really video game characters--

Pennywise and Joker:

JUST READ THE CARD!!!

Cam:

OK! OK!
VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES!!!

PLAYER ONE: PENNYWISE!
PLAYER TWO: JOKER!

FIGHT!!!

Pennywise:

Pennywise, the dancing clown
Become you greatest horror when I'm on a track
All I need to do for you is wear a bat face mask
Thought you'd be a better rapper since you had face tats
Glad they remade that
Look at those reboots and off-shoots
This clown shapeshifts more than I do
Killed it as Ledger but anything newer
Proves Joker's the only clown down in the sewer
That's boring, you bore me
So take a few steps right towards me
Your guns are not stopping this cosmic anomaly
When you're disarmed just like Georgie
You're laughing, but you can't ignore me
Like your life this whole battle's a joke
WHOA!
These raps leave you gassed and
Dropped in vats of acid
Come on, Mr. J, TIME TO FLOAT!
Joker:

So this is the clown that they said's so hot
Talk about bad jokes, that's the best you've got?
Heard you like carnivals, check my spot
But that won't be corn when you hear that POP!
Critics will rant and rave now the Joker's back again
Insane, you'd get clowned hard if they all heard you
Cause you dragged on even longer thatn your Chapter 2
Tell me what makes you so special?
The dreadful result of King using my stencil
To meddle with Joker in rapping is mental
Cause I'm making magic tricks using the pencil
Time for some spider squishin
How you gonna battle me? While you hide from children
I be bustin out of prisons when I drop these bars
You'll be tellin everybody how you got these scars

Pennywise:

It's been a long time since I've cracked like that
Did you rap or just spray me with your laughing gas?
Power of ancient chaos lives on inside of me
You broke down cause we live in a society

Joker:
Look at you go, can't lie that hurt
It take 27 years for you to write that verse?
I'm as sharp as my knife, but today I'll be blunt
Cause you're only "IT" when a "SH" is in front!

Pennywise:

Can't touch me when you spend half your life in cells
Your friends are insane and your fans are incels

Joker:

So serious, Penny, take yourself more lightly
Now, I'm not a kid, but this pedo can BITE ME!

Pennywise:

I'm your worst dream!

Joker:

I'm the Clown Prince of Crime!

Pennywise:

Well, I come from the King!
Joker:

Not when "it" comes to rhymes

Both:

Your punchlines are jokes, so when I'm on the track
I am the clown who will have the last laugh!

Cam:

GAME OVER!!!
CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER!!!
VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES!!!
HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!!!