VideoGameRapBattles
Ash Ketchum vs. Super Mario
[Intro:]
VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES!
PLAYER 1: ASH KETCHUM!
PLAYER 2: SUPER MARIO
BEGIN!
[Ash Ketchum]
Another challenge? I'll show you I rap faster!
For you're just a plumber, I'm the Pokémon master
I'll burn you like a Charizard, Zap you like a Pikachu
Whip you like a Venusar, Beat you like a Riolu!
My name's known cross the Pokémon world!
Who you known by? Just a ugly blond girl!
I'mma ten-year old BOSS! How you rap to that?
You may be the face of Nintendo, but all you do is plunge crap!
[Super Mario]
Watch your mouth! You're rapping versus Mario boy!
Why don't you go home to your mama, and play with your toys!
I've saved an entire galaxy, what do you do?
Jam small animals in balls, and play your GameCube
I show variety in my games, but not you!
It's the same story everytime, you just change your costume!
You have small animals to protect you in a battle scene
While I'm a super-jumping, Fireball throwing machine!
[Ash Ketchum]
You think you're so hot? But let me remind you!
You get power from eating flowers and smoking mushrooms
You think you're superior? Ha! At least I have a Mom!
You may be the superstar but Luigi's the bomb!
[Super Mario]
Your raps are good, but everyone can see
That you're just doing this cause you're jealous of me!
You need to grow up, and maybe get a life!
I'll Super Smash you hard, it'll be the end of this fight!
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES!