[Intro: John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison & Mal Evans]
Okay
I should say something
Don’t do it Richy, don’t do it
Yeah, I hang up whatever vegetables is on this today, you know (Okay)
Uh, Mal (Yes?)
So I’ll just we'll have whatever the vegetables are with the grindy cheese sauce with the cauliflower
Well, let’s have a mushroom on it than, you know
Well, you know, they seem to give us cauliflower yesterday though
And I’d like cheese sauce with it

[Verse 1: John Lennon]
Well, you should see Polythene Pam
She's not good-looking, but she looks like a man
Well, you should see her in drag drеssed in her polythenе bag
Yes, you should see Polythene Pam

[Verse 2: John Lennon]
You should see her in a dress (No)
You should see her when she's dressed to the hilt
She's killer-diller in the jackboots and kilt
But she's the kind of a girl that makes "The News of the World"
Yes, you could say she was attractively built
Could say she was attractively built

[Outro: John Lennon & Paul McCartney]
I'll say she was attractively built, I'll say it
Oh yeah
I'll give that to somebody with more hopes, I'll bet