[Verse 1]
I read the news today, oh boy
About a lucky girl who failed a grade
Although the news was rather sad
I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph

[Verse 2]
She blew her mind out in her room
She didn’t notice when the lights had changed
And all the people sat and stared
They’d never seen her face before
Nobody was really sure if she was just a silly whore

[Verse 3]
I saw a film today, oh boy
The English children had just lost the lore
A crowd of people turned away
But I just had to look
At her empty book

[Chorus]
Shе’d love to turn you on
(Seven, еight, nine, ten, eleven…)

[Bridge]
Woke up, fell out of bed
The nightmare soon left my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
And looking up, I noticed we were late
Found my coat, and grabbed my hat
Passed the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs in a cloud of smoke
And somebody spoke, so I fell into a dream:
[Interlude]
Ahhhhhh
Ahhhhhh
Ahhhhhh
Ahhhhhh

[Verse 4]
I read the news today, oh boy
Four thousand holes inside that poor girl’s Wall
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill outside The Wall

[Chorus]
She’d love to turn you on
(Seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven…)

[Outro]
This is the end of the song (Where’s that damn fourth chaos emerald?)…