[Verse 1]
Ho jump down, spin around, let's have a party
Look who's back, Stay Away Joe
Chock taw, chick a Shaw, going to drink me hearty
Welcome back, Stay Away Joe

[Chorus]
Stay Away Joe they call me
Stay Away Joe, oh yeah
But if you need me call me
Hoop and a holler and I'll be there
Ho

[Verse 2]
Who keeps turning up like a bad penny
Take one guess, Stay Away Joe
Always finding trouble a-plenty
Oh my yes, I reckon you know

[Chorus]
Stay Away Joe they call me
Stay Away Joe, oh yeah
But if you need me call me
Hoop and a holler and I'll be there
Ho
[Verse 3]
When two lips are right for the picking
Who crops up, Stay Away Joe
I love them and leave them screaming 'n kicking
Giddy up look at him look at him go

[Chorus]
Stay Away Joe they call me
Stay Away Joe, oh yeah
But if you need me call me
Hoop and a holler and I'll be there
Hey