[Verse 1]
I'm a poor Hawaiian beach boy
A long way from the beach
'Cause someone shoved his face against my hand
Now I'm a kissing cousin to a ripe pineapple
I'm in the can

[Verse 2]
I was minding my own business
Drinking daddy's juice
I swear I'll never touch that stuff again
Just like a pig before he gave his all at the lu'au
I'm in the pen

[Chorus]
Got those beach boy blues
Don't the time go slow?
Lonely beach boy blues
Only 30 days and 90 years to go

[Verse 4]
I want a taste of honey
From my wahine's lips
I want to be her ever-loving man
But I'm a kissing cousin to a ripe pineapple
I'm in the can
Yeah
[Outro]
But I'm a kissing cousin to a ripe pineapple
I'm in the can
Oooh, in the can