(Crazy) I'm not crazy
He was the one who came undone and had to run away (not me)
(Crazy) I'm not crazy
He was the one who got dumped and hid out in a cave (not me)
(Crazy) I'm not crazy
He was the one who thought his fun would never go away (not me)
(Crazy) I'm not crazy
He was the one who succumbed to his own charade (not me)

Life at first amused him, then callously abused him
Leaving him confused in a most peculiar way
And when this happened to him, he clearly came unglued and
Everyone who knew him said he was not the same

(Everyone is crazy) And all alone
(Everyone is crazy) And own their own
(Everyone is crazy) When they get lonely
(Everyone is crazy) And needs a homie
(Everyone is crazy) And no one knows that
(Everyone is crazy) In a one-man show
Crazy