[Intro: Nappy]
:^
[ThaEQsplanator]
Haha nice face nappy…oh shit wait wtf, is this that cypher thing again?
Aw fuk man, I’m not ready sc0ps wtf dude give me some time
6 bars?? I can’t come up with 6 bars on the spot like that
Uhh, ravioli ravioli, giv me the formuoli?
FUCK, I TOLD YOU I WASNT READY – WHERE IS JOHN? I BLAME HIM
[da verze cuh: Khroam]
Dam, skurt
Free gucci, free gucci
Barrk bae, n***a shop on wednesdays
Faded off dat jack cuh
U alrdy kno
Faded w/ ma yung boulz doe hoe
Off da sizzurp lik im yung shit gat ma mind blown
Free gucci
[Verse number…umm… : MC idontevenknowwhatthefuckimdoing]
Shout out to Rap Genius, but I’m stupid
I don’t understand shit even if the artist’s annotation is included
Homie I smoke weed, 420 blaze it
Dealer calls for cash, I go Electronica and delay it
End of the world, well it could be worse
Just call the ambulance and tell them I need a head nurse
[Verse: TeamJimmy]
Love everyone, but wanna sex Caslon really bad
I know the basedgod and I know that’s a fact
Ooooooh, hit you with the beam
40 hoes with me, imma tell you what it be
She let down her guard, she getting fucked in the car
Ritsu top 1, she a star, I’m the king of the bar
Free 2yan
[Blunderful]
I get cheese call me mickey
But my penis ain't small not no minnie
Belly button not no innie
Get so much cheese i won't grow skinny
Make like elmo tickle me
[Hook: Drug Dealer Bling]
You used to call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my keys
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my keys
And I know when that prepaid bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that prepaid bling
That can only mean one thing
[SwineLord]
Fuck bitches get money
I said Disregard females, acquire currency
In a Prius like skrrt skrrrt skrrt skrrt
Sketchers on my feet, peepee on my wrist
On my mom’s car is where I just pissed
No disrespect mama please don’t spank me
[TDE4Eva]
Since I couldn’t write sixteen
I’ll shoot you with a submachine gun under my sleeve
Leave the vicinity before the cops come to the crime scene
My story will end up on a big movie screen
Im mean, so it better not be illegally streamed
Cause I need some CREAM before the sale on Steam
[CarnifexS]
Ronda rousey don’t arouse me
Ronda rousey don’t arouse me
Ronda rousey don’t arouse me
Ronda rousey don’t arouse me
Ronda rousey don’t arouse me
Ronda rousey don’t arouse me
[channelPINK]
Tech team looking out cause this verse gon make the site crash
Ur squad is trash
Are those ur bars or ur girls bars
Prolly ur bars cuz ur on RG and dont got a girl
It was prolly u that was pictured on the cover of Earl
Tell ScopeY to drop a bomb on em cuz its the end of the world
[Hook: Drug Dealer Bling]
You used to call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my keys
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my keys
And I know when that prepaid bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that prepaid bling
That can only mean one thing
[SNAAP]
Got 5 gold chains in my gold rings
5 gold rings on my gold thangs
3 gold watches on my grill
N***a u know thats real
Fucking some wit my gold dick thats real
Gold pussy stank whats tha deal
[HiiFade]
I’ve been imprinting you from the beginning
You know its those two i’s winning
Like I see the end storm cloud
Micky Jenks found drowned loud
By Hii Future on Soundcloud
[Bumpman]
The world is endin', but it don’t stop me from bitch bendin'
So take a lesson, buddha puffin' helpin' relievin' the stressin
Swimmin' in pussy-pools, n***a it’s a blessin'
Where you gettin' to, eatin' booty like it’s fucking baby food
Maybe fools need to quit acting like their ladies do
Sippin' on some Grimace juice, bitch pussy tasted like it’s overdue
[Sgw1214]
You Minnie Mouse n***as minimistically minimal to me
Ya Goofy n***as starting to make me very cynical, you see
Comparing me to you is like comparing Jupiter to Pluto
Just waiting on this race to start so I can tell ya n***as Toodles
Any n***a named Donald Ima duck, ‘less his name is Glover strictly
Y'all all part of my clubhouse, but y'all ain’t fucking with Mickey
[Master Strokes (Cordel)]
FROM EARTH TO MARS, MARS TO VENUS
COME GET ME HARD AND PLAY WITH MY PENIS
IM THE SHIT, THIS SHITS LEGIT
I HIT BEFORE I SPLIT THE BARS THAT I SPIT
THE FIRE KEEPS EM LIT IM AFTER THE PIT
THE PENIS HAS BEEN BIT DOESN’T MEAN THAT ILL QUIT
[Hook: Drug Dealer Bling]
You used to call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my keys
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my keys
And I know when that prepaid bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that prepaid bling
That can only mean one thing
[ThęKįdd $wanky]
I’m heinous like a genius
That raps with the boom bap
Leaving you in the trap FromdaTomb$
Like I did this shit in the womb
2015’s nearly over, 2016’s almost here
So when it comes I’ll leave you in fear
When I get my logic popping and live for today, they’ll know my name until it fade away
[KUZGUN]
Flex, start dropping bombs on this
Step away or you’ll breathe throughout your damn esophagus
Talk about son of rap, well I fathered this
You picked up rapping in your bitch-n***a starter kit
Stop being a tight ass, it’s not like Donger’s in this
My (Criminal Thoughts) are spinning
[EyeKnowiiKnow]
Shut the fuck up and just cut to the chase like a short cut to the chase bank
Like what the fuck do you think? Your like the lower ranks
You come and go faster then the blink of eye while shooting blanks
This world is too motherfuckin' cold, you would think
I was at the tip of the iceberg in Iceland about to sink
Pushed completely to the brink, And I was all bundled up in big foots mink
[Evil_Prodigy]
Inspired by the likes of Slim and Lamar
Its about time that I shine like a star
Got the best rhymes in RG, by far
JK they’re basic, like your bitch and your car
I can see the haters coming from afar
And its about time that I say “Fuck you all”
Are you ready RG fucks ? This is war
[Simple]
What a time to be on a forum, let’s have a foursome
Fun fact i have a circumcision
I feel like my life has shorten, from visiting so often
I love the diversity of the community at Rap Genius
So, Let’s throw a party, who’s invited
No one, i’m going to sit at home and watch Television
[Strayakunt]
I’m skippin' and flippin' and trippin' dippin' and flippin'
Chill out dude you should know I’m just kiddin'
If I rapped like that for real I’d probably be hanging out with Robin Williams
I ain’t gay but I’ll fuck a guy when I’m on some caps
Don’t fuck with me or you’ll end up like that pregnant bitch from Tron Cat
(Odd Future Wolf Gang, Tyler top 2 OAT
Shout out to BuffaloBoy
Strayakunt but I h8 aussie rap)
[Hook: Drug Dealer Bling]
You used to call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my keys
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my keys
And I know when that prepaid bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that prepaid bling
That can only mean one thing
[Zade]
I got six clips, a big dick and a bottle of scotch
Savour the moment motherfucker, and swallow my shots
A carnivore that studied this art of war, hardcore
Emcee effigies by the centipede, bar swords
Like GZA, hit you with a bit of train of thought, all aboard
Human cryptex, use your six Tecs, don’t call them off!
[KingSampy]
I guess my time has come to enter this contest
I attest this’ll be the best damn verse, it’s fucking blessed
But this shit ain’t that complex, so don’t be tryna stress
This ain’t all geometric so try not to get hexed
I’m seeing n***as tryna reach this level
Like they fouling, but I just can’t be checked
[DUCKman12]
My fire bars for the RG cypher
Christmas Eve, Contraband, Contraband
Bitch i’m Reagan
Sike! Duckman Duckman Duckman i wish you good luck man
The reason i do this is cause you fuckin suck man
And also cause you’re an ugly ducklin
Just kidding i’m not a hater, matter of fact i ski at Loveland
[Versuhtility]
As I, look at the end and wonder when is the beginning
Sounds of the trumpets and birds thats heard in the distance
But whats absurd is how one purpose’s can be curved in a minute
When the word of the church is disturbed by a one’s intentions
I ask you, whats more important the feel or gain from the pain
The walls got you stressed and life’s no longer a game
[MC Numerical]
One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six
[Hook: Drug Dealer Bling]
You used to call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my keys
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my keys
And I know when that prepaid bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that prepaid bling
That can only mean one thing
[MisterStarz]
To all the critics R.I.P
Rest in pee
Cuz I pissed on your grave
You say if I just behave I could be a legend
Who are you to say
Only God can judge
You ain’t Jesus or even a reverend
[Far-Nu]
Put on this soil to love. The turmoil is up/
Shattered souls, the consequence of recoil from trust/
Like a cold sandstorm in the hot desert/
Ill minds on the pedestal, wondering how it got better/
Penning down independantly while impeding my thoughts/
Breeding hatred in the moist air tonight till I’m lost/
[Caslon]
Can't miss the way i hit it
Can't kiss the way i bit it
Barrk is my waifu
He stay that for laifu
If you got a problem with it
Tell it to my rifle
[Rainbow Warrior]
Definitely slick this shit drops like bricks
Vehement mix that twists and strikes quick
Wanna lick? my tempered rhymes are delicious
Lyrically nutritious but also capriciously malicious
So don’t let me snap as I’ll attack with the broken cognac
Drunken monk you sure as hell don’t have an app to stop that
[Gurses]
Second year running dissing Nappy
He’s a goddam fucking fanny
A fanny with a nappy, what that make?
Nappy
[Hook: Drug Dealer Bling]
You used to call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my keys
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my keys
And I know when that prepaid bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that prepaid bling
That can only mean one thing
[LordGio]
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(Cypher verse)
(@NondescriptWhiteRapFan1)
Did those count as 2 bars?
I really hope they didn’t
‘cause if they did
A good verse this surely isn’t…
[N A Y R B]
Protrificus totalus thats my wrist game
Incendio n***a, I spit those heat flames
Hermione know that wrist flick mean ya protego
Ay yo, we been mixing potions since day O
In basements NAYRB got that control flow like the switch statements
Statements switch like the flow that NAYRB got control in basements
[DarricoUnderwood]
Aye yo. I murdered everything in 2015
Bad bicth gave me funnel, open stomach, ripped jeans
I be cuttin like eddy scissor hands when I show up
Make cheese like theu do in Switzerland, I'ma blow up
C4, deeper then the sea floor
I smoke too much weed I create my own detours
[Killa Mar]
I kill them with these words, this something you never heard
This shit is never rehearsed, I’m sorry mom cause I cursed
Your BS won’t make me hurt, all I ever do is work
I stay going to church, cause I got to get that Word in my mind
I keep pushing, staying on my grind
People say I lost myself like Em, they never find, I’m Kobe in his prime but shit I ran out of time
[Hook: Drug Dealer Bling]
You used to call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my keys
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my keys
And I know when that prepaid bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that prepaid bling
That can only mean one thing
[Verse xx: Open Mike Aguila]
I love Lorde, Lorde is bae
I listen to Lorde every single day
Pure Heroine is most certainly my shit
I highly reccomend you listen to it
The Love Club is pretty dope too
Who should be stanning Lorde? You!
[Thomaharadja]
Balling like Taylor Swift, dad money, flow so sick
I come out of nowhere like I have no dick
Actually I’m from France, international editor
ISIS killed my brothers but I am the real predator
I make soft ass rhymes because a hard ass is a fake one
If this cypher’s a contest you know I already won
[The Super Villain (The Deevil's Advocate)]
Careless carnage, callously crash a cop car into a convent
The Deevil’s in me, I’m still spilling sinister content
Huff some gas and pass out with a cup of blood from a virgin
Don’t bother being yourself, I’ll still hate every version
Stumbling out of surgery, drunken, blood stains on my scrubs
I’ve murdered and mutilated the rap game–now I need a tarp, some acid and a couple of bath tubs
[Drew Harvie]
My styles generic, yours is authentic made
I don’t think that’s how it goes, I want some stupid lemonade
I can’t believe I messed up that bad
SOMEONE GET ME THE DAMN FIRST AID
[MKGtheBoy]
Say you can't rap about the kitchen sink, i just did, stop trippin suck lemons
Screw with me split your Adam’s apple nuclear fission
Doing numbers on these beats, sorry, you were just pissin
When i wrote this my nose was runny, even under the weather i’m still shining
You pantomiming, end your show-no encore
Killed your beat/ cause i’m a mercenary, Mandalore
[Hook: Drug Dealer Bling]
You used to call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my keys
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my keys
And I know when that prepaid bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that prepaid bling
That can only mean one thing
[Yung Tityfuk]
420 blaze it fgt
IRL memes in this bitch we dabbing
Auschat I’m an honourary member
Got your m0m on my honourary member
Last year, this year, ain’t shit change
Number 2 mod in the fucking game
[Nightcrawler97]
Don Juan with nothing but charms on
Week-long get-along with Nia Long
In a cheetah thong, bush like vietcong
Blowing strong in Hong Kong
Dong longer than Rico Strong
Peep the double entendre
[Josh Ryan]
This instrumental has developed a massive leak
The criminal police poke holes in my lungs; I can't breathe
Sniff PCP, place a hit on me, laugh at that absurdity, proceed to die suddenly
Now patch up the flow as I follow this mighty feat
Which is featured currently as the future currency; naturally we’ve atrophied
But actually I achieved an ability to tell a story that was left incomplete
[Inglorious J.M.B.]
Someone all up in my shite!
Crumb-bun, shtup a whallopin pirate!
Ho, fun trollop, gettin' fired!
I shun one gallop, ya pettin liars
Bunyan, call up tha jettin' Friars
I won son! Stall, sup, bed them sires!
[DuppyStoleMyNameTheRealIsBack]
Pop a Xanny then get in her Fanny
Before we have sex I sniff her Panties
Gotta make sure it don’t smell like Seafood
I eat her Pussy like I see Food
I tell her to Eat my Butt too
Hut one, Hut two
[Hook: Drug Dealer Bling]
You used to call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my keys
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my keys
And I know when that prepaid bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that prepaid bling
That can only mean one thing
[Sinistral]
Time to drop my verse for the cypher
Imma drop and disperse all these overhyped eyesores
Who try and rhyme but they worse than some sloppy drunk drivers
Climb to the top while they observe, I’m getting hotter nonstop while they just burn
Try an mime me, meanwhile behind the scene, I’m learning new things
When the time is right I’ll emerge to the scene sever your whole team and all imma have to say is here’s the return of the king
[MC Fridge]
The Mayans timing proves God wasn’t confiding
2012 passed and Soulja Boy is still rhyming
Weapons are still vying for the American Zion
Drugs remain quiet, plying their trade in hiding
The overriding take home from the year of 2015
Don’t stick a dick inside the political machine
[MC Coolguysevensevensev]
It’s the end of the world so Imma ball during the apocalypse
My mixtape’s a classic but I’m never droppin' it
Because I’m not a co-operative operative matter of fact I’m the opposite
I’m talkin' it big, but you’ll always see me walkin' it, so
So, SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG yeah, this a battle rap
You MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD, you know this ain’t your average rap
[Yung Savage a.k.a Yung Kingpin]
Find me running thru the trap with
Ketamine, Lysergic acid diethylamide, gamma-Hydroxybutyric acid
N-methyl-alpha-methylphenethylamine, Benzodiazepines, N,N-Dimethyltryptamine
3,4-methylenedioxy-methamphetamine, 1-1-phenyl cyclohexylpiperidine, 3-methylmorphine
3,4,5-trimethoxyphenethylamine, Methylisopropyllysergamide
−-trans-Δ9-tetrahydrocannabinol, mitragynine hydroxyindolenine, benzoylmethylecgonine
[fuckV1T0]
Shout out to my n***a Steve Jobs (Yeah)
Livin that hipster life mane, now what i’m sayin?
Android, thats that shit I DON’T LIKE
Windows 10 thats that shit I DON’T Like
Can't squash a bug o my MacBook pro ingame lagg, fuck
Go buy that iPhone 6s, its soo innovative
[Hook: Drug Dealer Bling]
You used to call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my keys
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my keys
And I know when that prepaid bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that prepaid bling
That can only mean one thing
[Anthony Villarreal]
Water washing over us, we wish we could pray to God
‘Good Riddance’; He gifts us time, to try and find the cause
Of our suffering, surely it isn’t impudence
If it is, well, then, our ending is imminent
If only we knew the name of our necrosis, no
It’s hopeless to try and fight it, you can see that the hope closes
[Big Plumber]
It’s no fuck I got correct technique
Cus ain’t no Buck gonna check my streak
They say my rhymes are sexy like Zaza Pachulia
If you searched that up, then haha I fooled ya
I’m so wise I give Kendrick’s grandma advice
Shit don’t change till you get up and flush the toilet, bye bye!
[Barrk]
I’m Barrk and I got 100 thou iq
I took your girl cuz u was cute
All my chicks got dicks no lie
I bang Khroam all day then Caslon on the side
Shout out scopey he got pints of lean
And no I’m still not a meme
[BAKEHOE]
2015 everybody hits the whip
I don’t really care hit some hoes on my dick
2015 everybody jumpman
Your hoe sends me hella n***s on instagram
2015 everybody hits the dab
This year was turnt now fuck it what’s next
[Kingsls]
Now, I’m usually homeboys with the same people I’m writing with
But this is RG, and those people should know what time it is
And that goes for DUCK, Le Love, Aguila and BUMP-IN-THE-WHIP
Adelesucks, PinkCookies, Mojo, ChefD, Jim
Discuss this fact, no one writes better ‘bout rap, y’all should give up
Saying I suck dick? Man, you have me and Donger mixed up
[ChamKoopa]
Yo, for those who missèd me, I'mma cut the mystery:
What I did was read through the history of William Shakespeare
Returnin' on Christmas Eve, for I am giftèd, see
Now look, tis the sea-son to hit the streets like Santa’s reindeer
Fuck this bitch misery, you could call me Mister Yee
You can disagree, but it’s to me like we’re off to a great year
[DBoy]
It’s the rookie of the year, who the fuck wanna test me?
The shit that you fear, cause this shit stay deadly
Got big cojones, Lance Armstrong ain’t gonna test I
I’m the damn God, coming down from the blessed sky
Back from my absence just to flirt with Diana
Bruce Lee’s back, now Enter The Dragon’s fiya!
[Hook: Drug Dealer Bling]
You used to call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my keys
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my keys
And I know when that prepaid bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that prepaid bling
That can only mean one thing
[Dino]
(John Cena Intro Music)
Ayy wassup yung Dino in the cut, let's recap this 2015 shit
Before it's all "new year who dis?"
New logo: SHIT, new layout: SHIT (ok dis hard)
New users: definitively fucking SHIT (CACs)
You new guys better remember: Chat shit get banged mate
I swing my sweaty nuts back and forth because it's relaxing
Aus Chat we in this bitch – damn son whered u find this
[mc_ryn]
Boy I be calling every rapper out (bang, bang)
My sweet 8 bars make you start to drink some Guinness Stout (gratatatata)
Ha!, I got no fucking rhyme scheme
Yeah, corny as hopsin you can never rely on me (yEP)
I am the lyrical genius, move over GZA (move bitch)
One day I'll be producing mad tracks, the new RZA (you a trick)
SZA, what an amazing voice (woo!)
Some women soon may have no fucking choice (damn son)
[Outro: DJ Khaled]
The major to a successful new year are bars, son. They don't want you to know that. Bless up
:~
