[Verse 1: Granny Catarina]
Everybody likes to look their best
Primped and polished and full of zest, oh
That's why Granny can't help but suggest to come to my salon
With a snip and clip, Granny's gonna spruce up
This cutie little kitty, add a dab of mousse
Throw on a bow and don't you know we'll be cutting loose
When you come to my salon

[Bridge: Granny Catarina, Zsa-Zsa]
Well, hello there birdy
Hello
You're very purr-dy
I know
But have you heard the wordy?
No
Well, if you come to my salon, you'll see
And at a total steal 'cause today it's free
With some glittery nails and a rainbow plume
You'll look better than ever by the end of this tune

[Verse 2: Granny Catarina, Zsa-Zsa]
Can you give me a shiny gold beak and a polka dot tail?
Why, sure, it's the top salon in Kittydale
But hurry before the opportunity rolls on
What you waiting for?
[Outro: Granny Catarina, Zsa-Zsa]
Come to my salon (Salon)