[Verse 1]
Valentines Day is creeping up on me
Still staring at you on my computer screen
Writing a fan-fic in the middle of the night
'Cause, you know, this will bring us closer, right?
"You've never met them," the peasant cried
Shut the **** up *****, do you want to die?
I've told you before, are you deaf?
I've fallen in love with a GIF

[Chorus]
OTP, we're my OTP
Baby, you and me
We'd be so sexy, oh
OTP, we're my OTP
Baby, you and me
We'd be so sexy, oh

[Verse 2]
Bieber fever, One Direction infection
Whatever floats your boat, what's your addiction
And you, Tumblr, you make it so much worse
You make me feel the feels, right where it hurts
I'll love you always, I'll love you 5ever
I'll love you as much as I love Nutella
Almost
[Chorus]
OTP, we're my OTP
Baby, you and me
We'd be so sexy, oh
OTP, we're my OTP
Baby, you and me
We'd be so sexy, oh
OTP, we're my OTP
Baby, you and me
We'd be so sexy, oh
OTP, we're my OTP (We're my OTP, baby)
Baby, you and me (OTP, OTP)
We'd be so sexy, oh

[Outro]
No, literally, the only thing that's stopping us
From getting married is the fact that we haven't "met yet"