[intro]
We're gonna have to stop makin' garbage!
I don't make garbage, I make music

[Chorus]
[unintelligible] apples and possums i wanna play a song, ya!
Apples- apples and possums- possums- possums
Apples and possums I wanna play a song, ya!
Apples- apples and possums- possums- possums
Apples and possums I wanna play a song, ya!

[hook]
Wow this is the most generic bass line I've ever heard in my life, my grandma couldn't of written a more generic bass line than this. [?] there's probably like 17 more songs with the same type of bass line

Turns out it is not illegal to pretend you're giving birth to rabbits!

[?]

Timе to ignore all the facts and scientific еvidence [?] is alright! thanks for your question [?], ill be back next week to solve another celerity murder mystery!

Just another Saturday

[?] rawrdcore

[outro]
Oh i went to go boil some milk, it- it boiled real fast! overflowed, it burnt all over the- all over the stovetop