[Verse]
I wanna be your favorite boy and girl, the one you think about
Feel the guilt crawl in my skin and bones whenever you're around
And nothing’s worse than you with someone else
You're mine, you're mine, you’re mine
(I want, I want, I wanna be the guy, I want, I want, I—)
I wanna be the guy
I love when you try hard to hurt me then I feel like I'm real
(It's hard to feel that way, I'd die a lot just trying to feel something)
You bash my head against a rock when I confess what I feel
(I love the headache afterwards, I love thе E.R. room with you)

[Pre-Chorus]
And you know (And you know) how I feel (How I feel)
But you choose (But you choose) to play hard to get
Bеfore you (Before you)
Met your guy (Met a guy), you were someone (Someone) I could understand
What did he treat you like for you to turn into a psychopath who loves to watch me cry?
(One, two, three)

[Chorus]
(Guy, guy, guy)
I wanna be the guy, if he's allowed to fuck up, then I wanna be the guy (Guy, guy, guy)
So tell me, what's he like? (What's he like?)
So tell me, what's he like? (What’s he like?)
I wanna be the guy
[Outro]
(No wonder you wanna be the guy, ’cause you fucking su—)