[Intro]
She can be a belly dancer, I don't need a true romancer
She can be a diplomat, but I don't need a girl like that
She can be a neurosurgeon if she's doing nothing urgent
What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary

I need a-

[Verse 1]
Mister Marks, can you find for me
Someone strong and sweet, fitting on my knee?
She can keep her job if she gets it wrong
Ah, but, Mister Marks, I won't need her long

All I need is help for a little while
We can take dictation and learn to smile
And a temporary secretary is what I need for to do the job
I need a—

[Chorus]
Temporary secrеtary
Temporary secretary
Tеmporary secretary
Temporary secretary

[Outro]
“Berries & cream! Berries & cream! I’m a little lad who loves berries & cream!”