[Verse 1]
If you wanted serious apologetics
Mm mm mm mm mm -- take a Bible class
If you wanted plain advice -- I can give it
But it's in a parody so it may get laughs

[Chorus 1]
Did I hear you say that I must be a quack
Will you walk away from the truth if it's funny?

[Verse 2]
If you wanted lyrics with college credits
Then you'd better hurry off and go to class

[Verse 3]
If you wanted lyrics with homiletics
Mm mm mm mm mm -- baby, mine have that
If you wanted edified -- I can dig it
Then you needn't worry ‘cause we'll stay on track

[Chorus 2]
Did my lyrics stray from the trusty old path
Will you walk away from the truth if it's funny?

[Verse 4]
Sorry!
If you wanted serious apologetics
Then you'd better hurry off and go to class
You'd better hurry off and go to class
[Bridge]
Ooh ooh ooh ooh -- truth can be funny

[Verse 5]
Sorry!
If you wanted serious apologеtics
Then we'd bettеr hurry up and close this fast
You'd better hurry ‘cause we're closin' fast

[Tag]
You'd better hurry ‘cause we're closing' fast