[Verse 1]
Sit on the toaster like a rock
No need to worry about a shock
All of the microwaves are dead
Just like the salamander said
The refrigerators house the frogs
The conduit is the hollow log

[Refrain]
Broken household appliance national forest
Air conditioners in the woods
Broken household appliance national forest
Mud and metal mixing good

[Verse 2]
Meadows resemble showroom floors
Owls fly out of oven doors
Stream banks are lined with vacuum bags
Flowers reside with filthy rags
A family of deer were happy that
The clearing looked like a laundry mat

[Refrain]
Broken household appliance national forest
Air conditioners in the woods
Broken household appliance national forest
Mud and metal mixing good