Here they come
Slumming their way out of the Jacuzzi
Well, I've lived in a slum
Sugar plum, hit and run
And it did not amuse me

There they go
Moving around on the radio
Well, I've been on that show
Yes, I know, yes, I know
And it did not amuse me

Hey, citizen
Hey, American
Hey, Russian
Hey, hey, citizen

Beauty stab
When the good things in life have all grown bad
The cat's out the bag
Smash and grab, burn the flag
And didn't it fool me

Throw it out
It's not worth the paper it's written on
No ifs and buts
Spending cuts, cheaper smut
They said they could use me
All through summer
There's no glamour in the slammer
No glamour in the slammer
Until you make a run

All through summer
The splendour's pretty slender
The splendours pretty slender
Until you make a run

Here they come
Slumming their way out of the Jacuzzi
Well, I've lived in a slum
Sugar plum, hit and run
And it did not amuse me

There they go
Grooving around on the radio
Well, I've been on that show
And I know, and I know
And it did not amuse me

Hey, villager
Hey, citizen
Hey, countryman
Hey, now listen
Hey, Chinaman
Hey, American
Hey, hey, Russian
Hey, European

Hey, cowboy
Hey, Indian
Hey, anyway
Hey, hey, hey, citizen