[Verse 1: Yoda]
Rockin', rockin' and rollin'
Down to the beach I'm strollin'
But the seagulls poke at my head, not fun!
I said, "Seagulls...mmgh! Stop it now!"

[Chorus: Yoda]
Hm ha hm hm hm ha hm
Hm ha hm hm hm hm ha
Hm ha hm hm hm hm hm hm ha

[Verse 2: Yoda]
Everyone told me
Not to stroll on that beach (Oo woo hoo!)
Said seagulls gonna come (Ha ah ah ah)
Poke me in the coconut (Ha ah ah ah)
And they did, hm-hm hm-hm hm hm, and they did
Had me goin' like

[Interlude: Yoda]
Ha ah ah ah ah ah ah ha
Ha ah ah ah ah ah ah ha
Ha ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ha

[Pre-Chorus: Yoda]
Nothin' I could do but yell
When these birds attacked me
When I tried to run, I fell
And then these kids start laughin'
And then, hmm
Got hit in the neck with a hacky sack
Hm-mm-mm-hm-mm-mm-mm
Where'd it come from?
Hmm
[Bridge 1: Yoda]
Now run, run, run, jump!
I can be a backpack while you run
Run, run, run, jump!
And stop!
Put me down

[Verse 3: Yoda & Luke Skywalker]
I love to groove and boogie, mm-mm, yeah
Great
Show you some dance moves, mm-mm-mm
No, I don't want you to
Mm-mm, if I had your giant feet (Ah ah)
Out there on the beach (Ah ah)
Could have outrun those birds
You're a psycho weiner!
Let me grab my beater (Oo woo hoo!)

[Chorus: Yoda, R2D2 & Luke Skywalker]
Hm ha hm hm hm ha
Hm ha hm hm hm hm ha
Hm ha hm hm hm hm hm hm ha
Stop it please! (Oo woo hoo!)
Hm ha hm hm hm ha (Don't hit me)
Hm ha hm hm hm hm ha (Please)
Hm ha hm hm hm hm hm hm ha (Don't hit me)
Come on, man! Quit that bangin'!
[Verse 4: Yoda & Luke Skywalker]
Hey, what's that stank?
You put a fish in our basket!
Ho ho ho ho yeah!
I forgot I did that
You owe me an apology
Just hold your breath and see
When the time is right
Birds will bite your face
Mm, yea-ea-ea-ea-eah!

[Bridge 2: Yoda]
Now run, run, run, jump!
I can be a backpack while you run
Swing from a hairy vine
I can be your backpack while you climb
Stand on one hand and lift
Rocks with your special gift
Run, run, run, jump!
Now breathe

[Interlude 1: Yoda & Luke Skywalker]
*pants*
That's good
Like that
Like that (Oo woo hoo!)
[Interlude 2: Yoda]
One day I was walkin' and I found this big log
Then I rolled the log over
Underneath was a tiny little stick
And I was like, "That log had a child!"
*seagulls squawk*
*grunts*

[Verse 5: Yoda]
Listen, boy
Someday when you are older
You could get hit by a boulder
While you're lyin' there, screamin', "Come help me please!"
The seagulls, mmgh, poke your knees

[Outro: Yoda]
Hm ha hm hm hm ha
Hm ha hm hm hm hm ha
Hm ha hm hm hm hm hm hm ha
*seagulls squawk*
Stop it now!
Hm ha hm hm hm ha
Hm ha hm hm hm hm ha
Hm ha hm hm hm hm hm hm ha (Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…)