[Verse 1]
I'm learning, I'm yearning
I'm burning all your stuff, but that's not enough
I'm faking that I'm aching
Mistaking lust for love

[Chorus]
Thanks, that was fun
Don't forget, no regrets
Except maybe one

[Verse 2]
Did I scare you when I dared you?
I stared you in the eye and told you goodbye
You mocked me, it shocked me
When you walked me to the bus

[Chorus]
Thanks, that was fun
Don't forget, no regrets
Except maybe one
Made a deal not to feel
God, that was dumb

[Bridge]
Everybody knows the deal fell through
I was hopin' I could just blame you
When was it that I became so soft?
This sentimentality doesn't look good on me
I thought that you would be beggin' to be with me
I'm the one on my knees, blubbering, "Please, let me stay"
[Verse 3]
Deflated and jaded
I hate it when you call, which isn't at all
I've spoken, though broken
Here's a token of my love

[Chorus]
Thanks, that was fun
Don't forget, no regrets
Except maybe one
Made a deal not to feel
God, that was dumb
Don't forget, no regrets
Except maybe one
Made a deal not to feel
Thanks, that was fun