[Intro]
(No, no)
(Oh my)

[Verse 1]
Well, Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scheherazade had a thousand tales
But, master, you in luck 'cause, up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic never fails
You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo, and how?
See, all you gotta do is rub that lamp, and I'll say

[Chorus]
"Mister Aladdin, sir, what will your pleasure be?"
Life is your restaurant and I'm your maitre d'
"Mister Aladdin, sir, what will your pleasure be?"
Life is your restaurant and I'm your maitre d'
Whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me

[Drop]
(Oh my)
(No, no)
[Verse 2]
Yeah, we pride oursеlves on service
You'rе the boss, the king, the shah!
Say what you wish, it's yours, true dish
How 'bout a little more baklava?
Have some of column A, try all of column B
I'm in the mood to help you, dude
You ain't never had a friend like me

[Chorus]
"Mister Aladdin, sir, what will your pleasure be?"
Life is your restaurant and I'm your maitre d'
"Mister Aladdin, sir, what will your pleasure be?"
Life is your restaurant and I'm your maitre d'
Whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me

[Drop]
(Oh my)
(No, no)

[Bridge]
Can your friends do this?
Can your friends do that?
Can your friends pull this
Out their little hat?
Can your friends go poof?
Hey, looky here!
Can your friends go, "Abracadabra, let 'er rip"
And then make the sucker disappear?
[Drop]
(Oh my)
(No, no)

[Outro]
Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three
I'm on the job, you big nabob
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend, never had a, never had a friend like me