Dear Gods
You're so divine in each and every way to you we pray
Dear Gods
We pledge our love to you forever more
We always felt we had a special bond
Take us to the great beyond
Where we're sure nothing bad happens to food

Once we're out the sliding doors, things will all be grand
We will live our dreams together in the promised land
The Gods control our fate, so we all know we're in good hands
We're super sure there's nothing shitty waiting for us in the great beyond

And every aisle thinks something different
(Holy shit I've been chosen)
And to this we all agree
(Booyah bitches I'm outta here)
Everyone else is fucking stupid
Except for those who think like me
(And me, and me, and me)

Out there
For all eternity we'll meditate
How fucking great
Out there
We'll get to teabag every day at four
(Pip Pip!)
We'll shove pimentos up our ass by Zeus
Ve'll exterminate ze juice
Und subjugate ze whole damn great beyond
In here
We keep our wieners in our packages
That's how it is
It sucks
But that's the way our buns keep fresh and pure
(Baby, baby!)
But once we're out the doors it's not a sin
For us to let you slip it in
In other words we finally get to fuck
(And love)
And fuck (And hug)
And fuck (And feel)
And fuck (And share)

The Gods will always care for us
They won't squeeze us out their butts
We cannot overstate how confident we are that our beliefs are
Accurate and nothing awful happens to us in the great beyond!!!