[?]
Now we teach you how a star walks. Watch. Now you try

DELPHI
Can't I just walk like everyone else?

[?]
Everyone else ain't a celeb
Nobody wants you to be
Everybody else, babe
We get that at home
Ooh
We wanna be
Caught in your web
If we can get it for free
We are not impressed, babe
Might as well go home
But walk the walk
And if you walk it pretty
Pop! Flash!
Freeze frame
Who's that?
That's fame
Bang zoom [?]
You're a smash
Pop! Flash!
Pop! Flash!
DELPHI
[?] designs my gowns. Isn't it the darlingest thing?

[?]
More breath, less throat. Suggestive!

DELPHI
[?] designs my gowns. Isn't it the darlingest…I'm sorry, I feel silly. Will people really believe this?

[?]
Ha! Fantasy, dear
Must be sincere
Whether or not it's true
Long as you believe, dear (yeah)
We believe in you (believe in you)
So talk the talk (talk the talk)
[?] if you [?] pretty
Pop! Flash!
Freeze frame
They saw
They came
Wam bam
Thanks, ma'am
Make a splash
Pop! Flash!
DELPHI
Here in this room it's fantasy
Here where it does it justice
What makes you think they'll go for me

[?]
Babe
Babe
Babe
Trust us!

[?]
[?] know ([?] know)
How to [?] (How to [?])
We're gonna guide you to shore
[?] get the [?]
When you bring it home
[?] wife ([?] wife)
What I forgot (what I forgot)
Been through a [?] before
Let the [?] (let the [?] direct you)
Just relax the [?] (just relax the [?])
You walk the talk
Key to the whole damn city (whole damn city)
Pop! Flash!
Freeze frame
How's that?
No shame
Straight flush
My flush
[?]
Pop! Flash!
[?]
She was raised in a small midwestern town. The only daughter of humble silicone farmers. After an exhaustive search, she literally showed up on our front porch, and from the moment we saw her we knew that she was truly America's Girl Next Door. Ladies and gentlemen, remember this moment! Someday, you'll be telling your sons, your daughters, that you were here. That you bore witness. That you were among the 1st to meet Delphi!

ENSEMBLE
Delphi
She's wonderful
Delphi
She's beautiful
Sexy and talented too (and talented too)
Wholesome like stars on a cool night
Naughty like staying up
On a school night

REPORTER
Miss Delphi? Are you really from the Midwest?

DELPHI
Steubenville, Ohio

ENSEMBLE
Delphi
So singular
[?]
Superfluous
[?]
And sing for yourself is truly true

REPORTER
Like, what's your 1st role for DTX?

DELPHI
A contemporary version of Our Town. Set on Jupiter's 3rd moon. I play Emily. But instead of coming back from the dead, I've been assimilated by an alien mass mind and I have to decide whether to take 1 last look in everyone I've ever loved, or eat them

ENSEMBLE
Though scholars may [?]
And argue the name is Delph-i
Myself I don't think you'd agree
When pictures of Delphi
The ones on your shelf-y
You will pronounce Delph-i
Forever you'll see

[?]
And this is only the beginning, Delphi. How do ya feel now?

DELPHI
How do I feel?
Like a celeb!
Like a celeb I feel
Like it's all so simple
Like I've never felt
Follow the plan
[?] the web
God, it was so unreal

DELPHI / [?]
All I did was [?] ([?])
And my southern [?]
That's what you get
Doin' it by committee
Pop! Flash!

REPORTER
Miss Delphi, who designs your gowns?

DELPHI
[?] designs my gowns. Isn't it the darlingest thing?

[?]
Pop! Flash!

REPORTER
Who does your hair?

DELPHI
The main event. Antonio, I love you!

[?]
Pop! Flash!

REPORTER
What is that scent you are wearing?

DELPHI
Morning primrose! Isn't it devine?

[?]
Pop!Flash!

REPORTER
Your skin is so clear. What is your beauty secret?

DELPHI
Simple. 6 glasses of water a day. Every day. And I only drink Crystal Springs!

[?]
Go walk the talk
Key to the whole damn city (yeah)
Pop! Flash! (freeze frame)
[?] (take aim)
She shoots (no shame)
She scores (they came)
Straight flush (big name)
Hot [?] (that's fame)
[?] cash
Pop! Flash!