Heh heh ha ha ha ha ha ha

(sung)
I used to hear the people talk about that old King Kong
They used to say he was the meanest but them folks was wrong!
He climbed the Empire State - the building ain't that big
Shoot, I could climb in half the time but climbing ain't my gig
I'm just bad (Bad)
Oh, I'm bad
Boy I'm bad

You know Godzilla was a monster, he was mighty mean
Now even I had to respect him, 'cause the boy was green
But when he said to me, "Hey, Audrey, you ain't all that tough"
I had to show that leapin' lizard I was tough enough

He said gad
Don't get mad
Boy, you're bad

That's right I'm bad (Bad)
Bad (Bad)
So I ain't worried 'bout your biggest guns
I'm just too bad (Bad)
Bad (Bad)
I'm ten feet tall and weigh at least two tonnes
I'm extra bad (Bad)
Bad (Bad)
Go on and bitch and whine and wail and curse
Too bad I'm bad (Bad)
Bad (Bad)
And if you mess with me I'll just get worse!
One day I met the Bride of Frankenstein, so much for her
Just one encounter and she called me "Mister Audrey, sir!"
So it's a cinch: No puny body of a botanist
Is gonna be a half a match for me when I get pissed
Got it, dad? Ha
You've been had!
Oh, I'm bad

Come and get me, kid
I dare you, try to make your kill
I'll make you sorry you was messin' with my chlorophyll
I hope you're getting close to ready, now to end this fuss
These foolish efforts to undo me is so tedious
See all your methods is so corny and so childish and so undergrad
They just an exercise in stupid
Why not face it, Seymour?
I am bad!