SMOKE:
(spoken)
Well, you look like three fine lads. You know, I might have something here you'd like to try. Something to make you feel real good

HUEY:
(sung)
There's a million wild and wonderful ways to say no

DEWEY:
(spoken)
No thanks!

HUEY:
(spoken)
No way!

BABY KERMIT:
Better learn a few and take 'em wherever you go

DEWEY:
(spoken)
No dice!

LOUIE:
(spoken)
No sir!
BABY KERMIT:
If your pal says, "Let's get high"
GARFIELD:
Here's a practical reply
TIGGER:
Go ahead, let it fly, spit right in his eye and say--
WINNIE THE POOH, TIGGER, HUEY AND DEWEY:
No!

CHIPMUNKS:
There's a million international ways to say nope

HEFTY SMURF:
(spoken)
Those drugs are so boring

CHIPMUNKS:
All around the world the smart guys are giving up dope

BABY KERMIT:
(spoken)
I've been training for football

BABY GONZO:
In Berlin, they just say "nein."
ALF:
And they tell me that works fine
ALF, TIGGER, HUEY, DEWEY AND LOUIE:
Cause the bottom line's to show your spine and say no
GARFIELD:
Now you could say "Beat it,"
"Get lost," "Get out of my face with that stuff."
ALF:
But that could be tactless. You may prefer cool
Like this:

BABY KERMIT:
I'll catch you guys later, okay?
MICHELANGELO:
I've got too much homework. It's rough
BABY GONZO:
I'm late for my baseball game and I'll miss my ride
TIGGER:
My kid sister needs me
ALF:
Her hamster died
BABY PIGGY:
Gotta hurry home
POOH:
There's no time to kill
TIGGER:
So I'll catch you later
MICHELANGELO AND BABY PIGGY:
Like heck I will!
CHIPMUNKS:
There's a million wild and wonderful ways to say no

POOH:
(sneezes) (spoken)
Guess I'm allergic

GARFIELD:
And a good excuse is something you never outgrow

BABY PIGGY:
(spoken)
It's bad for my complexion

BABY KERMIT:
When your pals say, "Let's get wrecked!"
DEWEY:
Muster up your self-respect
MICHELANGELO:
Go on, push eject, protect yourself
MICHELANGELO, HUEY, DEWEY AND LOUIE:
Get up and go!

TIGGER:
Be the first one on your block to say--
ALF:
"Eh, forget it, doc."

CHIPMUNKS:
Try a couple of those wonderful ways to say no

BABY PIGGY:
(spoken)
But you forgot one. Wait!

HUEY, DEWEY AND LOUIE:
There's a million zillion wonderful ways to say no

BABY PIGGY:
(spoken)
Stand back, and I'll demonstrate!

ALL:
There's a million jillion wonderful ways to say---

BABY PIGGY:
(spoken)
HI-YAH!

ALL:
No!