[Instrumental]

[A VOICE NOT UNLIKE GOD'S, spoken]
All persons living or dead are completely coincidental, and should not be construed.
A sum of money is a leading character in this tale about people, just as a sum of honey might properly be a leading character in a tale about bees. The sum was $87,472,033.61 on the day it first caught the attention of a boy shyster named Norman Mushari.