Alan Menken
A Real Life, Happily Ever After
[Galavant]
I’m finished with adventure
Tired of my sword
Those songs about my exploits
Leave me kinda bored
At last, I’ve seen the sunset
I’ve been riding toward—
A real-life happily ever after
[Isabella]
I’m done with all the intrigue
Sick of kicking ass
As far as seeking vengeance
Frankly, I can pass
I’m ready now for something
Of a diff ’rent class—
A real-life happily ever after
[Galavant + Isabella]
Screw the zombies and wizards and dragons
All the magic I need is you
[Galavant]
I wanted to do a real proposal. A proper ring. Well, seeing as we’re here… this will have to do. Will you, Princess Isabella Maria Lucia…
[Sid]
Elizabetta
[Galavant]
Elizabetta of Valencia. Would you do me the greatest honor of becoming Mrs. Gary Galavant?
[Isabella]
Gary? Is that short for something?
[Galavant]
No
[Isabella]
Huh. I guess I always thought your first name was Galavant
[Galavant]
I’m still kneeling here…
[Isabella]
Oh! Of course! I’m sorry. And, oh yes, I will marry you!
A cottage by the seaside—
[Galavant]
With a beach to comb
[Galavant]
I can tend the garden
[Galavant]
I can write my poem
[Isabella]
With seven—
[Galavant]
Three—
[Isabella]
Small children—
[Galavant]
Journey done, we’re home
[Galavant + Isabella]
As epic endings go
It’s rather small...
But it’s a real-life happily ever after
After all