Gary Galavant and Richard:
OH!
We're off on a secret mission
We got us a secret plan
Galavant:
We're going to go and slay your bro
Richard:
As quietly as we can
Galavant and Richard:
We'll sneak up and then surprise him
Before he has time to think
Richard:
We're off and away
Galavant:
But first another drink
Galavant and Richard:
Da da da da da da

Galavant:
We're off on a secret mission
Richard:
A totally secret scheme
Galavant:
We'll slyly do in your next of kin
Richard:
And quietly make him scream
Galavant:
We gotta be swift and stealthy
Richard:
So none will raise a stink
Galavant and Richard:
We're off and away
But first another drink
Da da da da da da da
Secret, secret
Hush, hush, hush
Secret, secret
Galavant and Richard:
OH!
We're off on a secret mission

Galavant:
It's some kind of secret plot
Richard:
We're gonna go-
Galavant:
Yeah!
Richard:
And then?
Galavant:
Exactly
Richard:
Who are we?
Galavant:
I forgot!
Richard:
Ooh! Ooh! We're gonna go kill the-
Galavant:
Someone
Richard:
My brother
Galavant:
A rat!
Richard:
A fink!
Galavant:
Shh! Lower your voice!
Richard:
Hey, w-what are all these dudes doing in front of Madalena's room for?
Galavant:
Yeah what is it, a party?
Peasant:
Th-the queen's interviewing new consorts
Madalena:
Next!
Galavant:
Oh god, she's the worst
Richard:
Hey, you know what? The queen is really proud of her feet
Galavant:
Yeah, yeah. Ask her to take her socks off
Richard:
Ask to kiss her feet. That's an order from yer king!

Galavant and Richard:
OH!
Secret, secret
Galavant:
Thirtieth verse, same as the first
Richard:
Woah! There's some serious acoustics down here