[Isabella]
Where is the gallant knight?
Who stood for truth and right?
The valiant dragon slayer, Galavant
Where is his steely gaze?
The abs the poets praise?
Whatever happened to that Galavant?

[Galavant]
The man you're searching for
Lost all he loved and more
His hope, his pride, all his sense of Galavant
Add to that losing streak
A couple kegs a week
Plus twenty pounds, ta da!

[Isabella]
No!

[Galavant]
Yep!

[Isabella]
But you're!

(Galavant burps)
[Isabella]
Still, you have to-

[Galavant]
No I don't

[Isabella]
But-

[Galavant]
See ya!

[Isabella]
Wait, how will I-

[Galavant]
No idea!

[Isabella]
Please
I'm begging on my knees

[Galavant]
Bye bye!

[Isabella]
I'll pay whatever fee
[Galavant]
Still here?

[Isabella]
We're lost without you, Gala-Wah!