[GALAVANT]
It’s a good day to die

[KING OF VALENCIA]
We won’t, there’s one more episode

[GALAVANT]
But still... we could die

[GARETH]
We all know that’s a massive load of—

[GALAVANT]
Right
Still... we might

[ISABELLA]
And if we did
We will never live ever after
Cozy at home by the sea
You writing poems
For our seven children

[GALAVANT]
Frankly, I thought maybe three
[KING RICHARD]
I’ll never marry Roberta
And rule a kingdom
Loved and respected and cheered
Known for my fair-minded ways
And my full-grown dragon
Also my full, flowing beard

[GALAVANT & ISABELLA & KING RICHARD]
It’s a good day to die!

[QUEEN OF VALENCIA]
Oh please, this isn’t Game of Thrones

[GARETH]
We’re not gonna die
Let’s end the song and grow some stones and fight

[JESTER]
Or will we leave all our viewers
With pain and anger
Just like we left them last year?
Could we just stop once again
On a huge cliffhanger—