[A VOICE NOT UNLIKE GOD'S, spoken]
On the twenty-first day of the month of September
In an early year of a decade not too long before our own
The human race suddenly encountered
A deadly threat to its very existence
And this terrifying enemy surfaced
As such enemies often do
In the seemingly most innocent and unlikely of places

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, & CHIFFON]
Little Shop, Little Shop o' Horrors
Little Shop, Little Shop o' Terror
Call a cop
Little Shop o' Horrors
No-oh-oh-oh-oh-no

Little Shop, Little Shop o' Horrors
Bop sho'bop
Little Shop o' Terror
Watch 'em drop
Little Shop o' Horrors
No-oh-oh-oh-no

Shing-a-ling-shing-a-ling-thing
What a creepy thing to be happening
Look out, look out, look out, look out!
Shang-a-lang-lang-shang-a-lang
Feel the Sturm und Drang in the air
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Sha-la-la la
Stop right where you are, don't you move a thing
You better
You better, we're telling you you better
Tell your mama
Something's gonna get her
She better
Everybody better beware
Come-a, come-a, come-a
Little Shop, Little Shop 'o Horrors
Bop sho'bop
You'll never stop the terror
Little Shop, Little Shop 'o Horrors
No-oh-oh-oh-no-oh-oh-oh-no-oh-oh-no