[ALL MONKS]
Ave Ave Ave Ave
Doo-wop

[MONK 1]
Bum-ba-dum-bum-bum

[CONFESSIONAL MONK]
Welcome to our abbey
The best in the domain
The order of our Father
Of perpetual refrain
And we're the monks...

[ALL MONKS]
Hey, hey, we're the monks!

[CONFESSIONAL MONK]
Come in if you are weary
There's food if you would dine
Plus thirty-one varieties
Of sacramental wine
And we're the monks...

[ALL MONKS]
Hey, hey, we're the monks!
[MONK 1]
Bum-ba-dum-bum-bum

[MONK 2]
I'm the smart one

[ALL MONKS]
Ahh, Halleju!

[MONK 3]
I'm the cute one

[ALL MONKS]
Ahh, Boopsedoo!

[MONK 4]
I'm the shy one
Ahh, peekaboo!

[MONK 1]
And I'm the bad boy
But not so bad 'cause I'm a monk

[ALL MONKS]
Bless you, children
Doo doo doo da doo
Yip yip yip ye doo
Doo doo doo da doo
Yip yip
[CONFESSIONAL MONK]
We'll fetch the holy water
And holy soap as well
Cause holy guacamole

[ALL MONKS]
That one reeks to holy hell
And we're the monks!
Hey, hey, we're the monks!

[MONK 1]
We're the monks

[ALL MONKS]
Hey, hey, we're the...
Finger-boppin'
Never-stoppin'
Humble-with-a-cherry-toppin'
MONKS!
...Jazz hands!
(Yeah)