[Verse 1]
Out in the land where the men are tough as cactus
Out in the land where the wild, wild west was won
Out in the land of the desperado
If yer as soft as an avocado
Yee-ha, yer guacamole, son

[Refrain]
Home, home
This ain't it, pal
Home, home
Home on the range
Home, home
Better go git, pal
You ain't home on the range

[Verse 2]
Out in the land where the weak are target practice
(Home, home, home on the range)
Out in the land where they shoot the mild and meek
(Home, home, home on the range)
Out where the bad are a whole lot badder
If yer the type with a nervous bladder
Yip-yow, yer saddle's gonna reek
'Cause you ain't home on the range
Cowboy, yer really up the creek
[Refrain]
Home, home
Home on the range
Home, home
Home on the range
Home, home
Home on the range
Home, home
Home on the range