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Oldest living turtle is 191
You must crazy if you think I came without my gun
Hot dogs take years off your life, even if it's just one
In New York, 1 in 24 a millionaire, you could be one
People get real depressed when they stop seeing the sun
You more likely to die from a fridge than a shark bite
You more likely to die on the way in the car than when you fly
Technically it's not even possible to touch the sky
Your baby daddy broke, he stuck in the crib and hе getting high
It's 59 million millionaires in the world, how you stuck with a brokе guy?
It's wet, Dasani, gotta do my laundry
Dolphins got 26 teeth
First thing in space was a monkey
I like when she smell funky
Bats are the only flying mammals
Sandalium means sandals
Did you know snakes smell with they tongue?
Did you know China made the first gun?
Did you know it should be 13 months?
Paulus the hermit was the first monk
You can Google it, I am not lying
Pilots eat different meals when they're flying
They do not eat the same shit as you
It is cruel, I do not go to zoos
They used to have people in zoos (Yeah)
This is A.D.H.D. Rant 2
If you listen to me, you might gon' learn something new
Why does the U.S. always put poison up in they're foods?
Did you know that not all atoms can form molecules?
Did you know that you could overeat to death if you didn't feel full?
Did you know that male cows are considered bulls? (yeah, yeah)
Did you know it's very likely your family kills you?
(Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, oh ohhh, ooh oh woah woah)