You're quick, but I'm quicker
You're slick, but I'm slicker
Oh, who's the better burglar?
Me-eow!

Well, I'll be
You're clever
More clever than me?
No, never
Y'all who's the better burglar?
Me! Yoo-hoo!

No, I'm the sneakiest kitty cat
The smoothest, slinkiest head to tail
Out-steal me?
You're gonna fail
'Cause, who's the better burglar?
I'm the better burglar
Who's the better burglar?
I'm the better burglar

Mmm
Howdy!
Hey!
Sure is
Now out of my way!
I'm crafty, I'm sly
And now it's time to say goodbye
'Cause the better burglar
The better burglar
The better burglar
Is me
Meow!