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You’d Be Paranoid Too (If Everyone Was Out to Get You)
[Chorus]
You'd be paranoid too
If everyone you knew
Was out to get you
You'd be paranoid too
If everyone you knew
Was out to get you
[Verse 1]
People treat me like I'm an asshole
But I don't text when I drive, though (Nice)
I can't say that they're all wrong, though
'Cause I still use straws on the down-low (I'm sorry)
[Pre-Chorus]
I learned to live with these eyes in my closet
Hands in my pockets
Alone but surrounded
I'm breathing, I'm drowning
I haven't slept in days, but who's counting?
Yeah
[Chorus]
You'd bе paranoid too
If everyone you knеw
Was out to get you
You'd be paranoid too
If everyone you knew
Was out to get you
[Verse 2]
Might just rent a hotel room
Light a couple candles
Find out that I'm canceled, shit
But I bought a bunch of candy
As much as they would give me at the CVS
My Plan B
I might just lose my shit hop off the balcony
Room 103
Yeah, that's my purgatory
Yeah, until I end it all (Shit)
Whoops, I got a little dark
Yeah, things get a little hard
[Pre-Chorus]
When you've got eyes in my closet
Hands in my pockets
[Chorus]
You'd be paranoid too
If everyone you knew
Was out to get you
You'd be paranoid too
If everyone you knew
Was out to get you
[Instumental bridge]
[Verse 3]
Had to have a Britney moment, had to cut it off
I got what I wanted, or at least I thought
Yeah, I'm a little bit of a little bitch, so?
I might turn around and say some stupid shit, no
Had to have a Britney moment, and I cut it off
Cut it off
[Chorus]
You'd be paranoid too (You'd be paranoid too)
If everyone you knew (If everyone that you knew was out to get you)
Was out to get you
You'd be paranoid too
If everyone you knew
Was out to get you
(If everyone was out to get you)
[Outro]
Yeah, I'm a little bit of a little bitch, so? (So?)
I might turn around and say some stupid shit, no (So?)
Yeah, I'm a little bit of a little bitch, so?
I might turn around and say some stupid shit, no (Uh)