[Verse 1: Mickey Avalon]
My dick cost a late-night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double-feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

[Verse 2: Andre Legacy]
My dick, bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen

[Verse 3: Dirt Nasty]
My dick, locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman

[Verse 4: Mickey Avalon]
My dick, pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar 'do
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude

[Verse 5: Andre Legacy]
My dick is like super-size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick, more mass than the Earth
Your dick half-staff, it needs work
[Verse 6: Dirt Nasty]
My dick been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick VIP
Your shit needs ID

[Chorus: Mickey Avalon, Dirt Nasty, & Andre Legacy]
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. We got dicks like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. We got dicks like Jesus

[Verse 7: Mickey Avalon, (Andre Legacy)]
My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
(My dick served a whole luncheon)
(Your dick, it look like a munchkin)

[Verse 8: Dirt Nasty, (Mickey Avalon)]
My dick, size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
(My dick good, good loving)
(Your dick good for nothing)
[Verse 9: Andre Legacy, (Dirt Nasty)]
My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
(My dick pretty damn skippy)
(Your dick hungry as a hippie)

[Verse 10: Mickey Avalon, (Andre Legacy)]
My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
(My dick is like an M16)
(Your dick, broken vending machine)

[Verse 11: Dirt Nasty, (Mickey Avalon)]
My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
(My dick rumble in the jungle)
(Your dick got touched by your uncle)

[Verse 12: Andre Legacy, (Dirt Nasty)]
My dick goes to yoga
Your dick fruit roll-up
(My dick, grade-A beef)
(Your dick, Mayday geek)

[Verse 13: Mickey Avalon, (Andre Legacy)]
My dick, sick and dangerous
Your dick, quick and painless
(My dick, 'nuff said)
(Your dick loves Fred)
[Chorus: Mickey Avalon, Dirt Nasty, & Andre Legacy]
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. We got dicks like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. We got dicks like Jesus