[Verse 1: Andrés]
It's freezing cold but you're inviting me outside to smoke a cigarette
No fucking thank you, I got asthma but I'm following your silhouette, still
It's quite apparent that we value different things, but I've been blinded, hm
If I keep scrolling to the bottom, could I possibly reveal why I kept coming over?

[Chorus: Andrés]
I got you alone again, I'm whispering thoughts of a wedding ring
Would you be so kind to be my future ex-wife?
You got me alone again, you're whispering thoughts of premarital sin
Would you be so kind to be my future ex-wife?

[Verse 2: Eric Hidalgo]
The type of sex that burns my skin just like a cigarette, I should've quit, well
What can I say? I like the pain, I guess that I'm a bit of a masochist
Let's build a future that won't last (So I can sulk about the past!)
I'll pay my child support (You take custody!)
Take me to the courthouse, looking so good in that french blouse
You said I never loved you, but I did
I always did, yes, I did

[Chorus: Nate Promkul]
I got you alone again, I'm whispering thoughts of a wedding ring
Would you be so kind to be my future ex-wife?
You got me alone again, you're whispering thoughts of premarital sin
Would you be so kind to be my future ex-wife?
[Verse 3: Andrés, Nate Promkul]
As I watch you cup your hand, whispering secrets to a man
I could see you from the bar, it's not how this night was planned
On the walk back to your car, I didn't wanna hold your hand
When we got back to your house, I just wanted "us" to end
We woke up in the morning, and you had no recollection
We ate breakfast with your stepmom and your brothers, I just fit in
Oh, how lovely it would be to keep on growing up with you
In love enough to put up with each other's shitty moods
You're either yelling at me 'cause I'm drinking with my friends
Or I'm pissed at you for something you said on the internet
Oh, how lovely it would be to keep on growing up with you
In love enough to put up with each other's shitty moods

[Chorus: Andrés, Nate Promkul]
I got you alone again, I'm whispering thoughts of a wedding ring
(Whispering thoughts of a wedding ring)
Would you be so kind to be my future ex-wife?
(To be my future ex-wife)
You got me alone again, you're whispering thoughts of premarital sin
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Would you be so kind to be my future ex-wife?
(I've got half the mind to leave these prenuptial agreements behind)

[Outro: Andrés]
Would you be so kind to be my future ex-wife?