[Verse 1]
Growing up blows
God, I miss the simple life
Everyone I know is dead inside
Holographic Charizard
Collecting 8 badges got my dick so hard
Cartoon Network
Determined my net worth
(I need new batteries for my)
Gameboy Color

[Bridge]
Yeah, you know I'm the shit
Posing on the floor with my N64
Yeah, you know I'm the shit
Posing on the floor with my N64

[Verse 2]
Goddamn
Start up screen's all blurred again
You know it
Girl, blow into my cartridge
Be prepared
Got that Hydro Thunder flare
Don't be scared
Grab on my joystick and press Start
[Verse 3: Andrés]
Gotta go fast, get these rings
Egghead got nothing on me
My girl getting on my nerves
Y yo no dormido nada
Mi novio estas jugando
Los juegos de video (y en mi)
No estas pensando
No estas pensando

[Verse 4]
Can't afford to quit it now
Final boss is coming up
Don't want to go out
Gonna stay young, won't give it up

[Outro]
So tired of growing
Wish I could just go back in time
My body's slowing
Down, but I think I'll be just fine
So tired of growing
Wish I could just go back in time
My body's slowing
Down, but I think I'll be just fine
So tired of growing
Wish I could just go back in time
My body's slowing
Down, but I think I'll be just fine