[Verse 1]
Lazy, get up off the couch, man
I've been lounging around all alone
It's too easy to watch the screen
But it's not gonna write itself, no
It's not gonna write itself
Well, I get scared when I'm on my own, oh
Like a dog with a tennis ball
He's just waiting for me to come home

[Chorus]
And if he tries to wake me up
If he tries to calm me down
But if he ever tries to lay me me out
Or ever call me someone else
But if it's over care
If I'm sitting on my ass
Well, grab me by the couch and shake me
Tell me it's a fucking mess

[Verse 2]
Lazy, get up off the couch, man
I've been lounging around all alone
It's too easy to watch the screen
But it's not gonna write itself, no
It's not gonna write itself
Well, I get scared when I'm on my own, oh
Like a dog with a tennis ball
He's just waiting for me to come home
[Chorus]
And if he tries to wake me up
If he tries to calm me down
But if he ever tries to lay me me out
Or ever call me someone else
But if it's over care
If I'm sitting on my ass
Well, grab me by the couch and shake me
Tell me it's a fucking mess

[Outro]
I'm home in fourteen days
I'm home in fourteen nights
I'm home in fourteen days
I'm home in fourteen nights
Oh, you can't give out memories
You don't have the fucking right
I'm home in fourteen days
I'm home in fourteen nights