Today I saw a little dog walking down the street it looked hungry so I picked it up and took him home with me. When I got home the little doggy looked tired but I got out my big strap on and I saw his face light up a Christmas tree and we started to penetrate each other and then we tried out the 69 position and as soon as I climaxed Hitler and some Nazis came in and killed my sweet and passionate lover I was so furious that I cut off all of there dicks and hung them above my mantle. oh well just another day in the life of Anne Frank