[Intro]
I'm gonna show you the fastest flow
Take all your money and all your dough
Drop heavy lines, so look out below
I'll wake you up when I go, go, go
No one can touch me, I know for sure
'Cause I'm on a screen, it's a video
If swag was a crime I'd be on death row
Time for me rap, baby, go me, go

[Verse 1]
My name is Roomie I'll 1 up ya, welcome to 9 Mile
I'm here to kidnap Eminem from the candy aisle
Spit my flow so sick, that he'll need my bile
I'll devour him and his Gang nom nom nom style
Yeah people envy my rhymes, as they should
But I also excel at making women feel good, ha
They call me Blackbeard back in the hood
'Cause I look like a pirate when my third leg's got wood

[Verse 2]
I'm gonna be bigger than anything, anyone, anywhere
That is why I need to become a billionaire
Buy all the ice cream and no, I won't frickin' share
Gonna become the heaviest beyond compare
Morgan Spurlock, such a McChicken
He didn't even start to thicken
Speed it up because time is tickin'
I'm already late for some butter-stick-lickin'
[Verse 3]
This should be impossible, get on your knees and idolize
My lips are moving faster than your brain can even analyze
I fill the guys with envy and the girls I fill with butterflies
Heteronormative, sorry, I apologize
I don't wanna wake up when I'm 65 and realize
That even if I did succeed I did telling people lies
So I just want to tell you all that what you're seeing with your eyes
Is altered and sped up, so don't trust all that's on the internet, guys

[Outro]
Who won?
Who's next?
That's not my channel