[Refrain]
John and Jonathan are on the town
John and Jonathan, they go up, they go down
At the Bowery, in line, they wait
They will stay all night, then wake, at eight

[Verse]
John and Jonathan are at the café
Jon likes coffee black, and John, au lait
Making good decisions, they must, have taste
They stand by their choices, they stan their favs

[Chorus]
But how will I know if they care for me?
Do I believe what they say?
When I'm on stage they all cheer for me
I must soak up the praise
And save it for a rainy day..

[Bridge]
Dear John and Jonathan
Who am I to you?
Dear John and Jonathan
Je ne sais pas

[Refrain]
John and Jonathan are on the town
John and Jonathan, they go up, they go down
At the Bowery, in line, they wait
They will stay all night, then wake, at eight
[Chorus]
But how will I know if they care for me?
Do I believe what they say?
When I'm on stage they all cheer for me
I must soak up the praise
And save it for a rainy day..