[Verse 1]
I keep getting parking tickets from not looking at the signs
Maybe I'm not the responsible kind
And I have an uncle and an aunt who love the BBC
They can sit there all night watching AGT, oh

[Pre-Chorus]
I have a history of abusive best friends
I used to take to chewing on a pen
I used to use big words but that all went to shit
When I became an artist, an artist, an artist

[Chorus]
And I'm not gonna ask some fancy question
Like "What does it all mean?"
'Cause I'm never going to know
I like to scratch my toes and I like to pick my nose
And I like to pick at the sores 'til they bleed
And that's just me, oh, that, that's just me
That, that, that's just me

[Verse 2]
And lately I haven't been sleeping very well
Maybe it's 'cause I sit on my arse all day
And sometimes I feel like I am walking around in Hell
Just take away the frills and you can see the fire
[Pre-Chorus]
I have a history of abusive best friends
I used to take to chewing on a pen
I used to use big words but that all went to shit
When I became an artist, an artist, an artist

[Chorus]
And I'm not gonna ask some fancy question
Like "What does it all mean?"
'Cause I'm never going to know
I like to scratch my toes and I like to pick my nose
And I like to pick at the sores 'til they bleed
And that's just me
Oh, that, that, that's just me
That is just me

[Outro]
That's just me
That, that, that's just me
Tha-tha-tha-tha-tha-tha-tha-tha-tha-tha
Tha-tha, that's just me
Ah-wooh