We were playin' music
We were dancin' slow
Everything is cheek to cheek and toe to toe
When our inhibitions got real unsuppressed
We danced around in the living room like souls possessed

We just begun
When the night was done
And we had more fun than the law allows
We had more fun than the law allows

First thing next morning
The sheriff's at the door
He said, "You two are the ones I got this
Warrant for!"
Last night your friends and neighbors all called in
'Cause around here that much amusement is a sin

And you best not run
I can use this gun
And you've had more fun than the law allows
And you've had more fun than the law allows

The prosecutor told us
"You better say your prayers!"
'Cause this here judge is famous for the
Frown he wears
The one thing you can't deify is levity
And you're both charged with carousing
In the first degree
You might still be young
When your time is done
But you had more fun than the law allows
But you had more fun than the law allows
You had more fun than the law allows
But you had more fun than the law allows
You had more fun than the law allows
We had more fun than the law allows