[Skit: News Reporter]
Let's begin this hour with the top story. The rumored four alien visitors that supposedly arrived on our planet over the course of the past five to six years came to a devastating head last night in what witnesses are saying was nothing short of science fiction nightmare fuel. A homeless person who witnessed the fight allegedly said there was a huge brawl between them at the Eastside Construction Yard late last night. He said from what he could see, it was a three-on-one fight that lasted almost ten minutes. And after, what seemed like the largest one of the four fell in defeat. The witness then claimed that a huge portal opened up in the sky above them and sucked all of them up before closing. He then said immediately the night sky went completely back to normal, and even though not one hundred percent certain, he could have sworn he saw a fifth person who was much larger than a typical human being leave the scene wearing what appeared to be golden battle armor. Sounds pretty wild, if you ask me, but we will report more on this story as more information unfolds. Back to you, Harry