[ intro ]
Merry Christmas! ...or should I say, Merry Thick-mas?

...Thickalicious
Deck the Halls!

[ Verse 1 ]
Merry Christmas, I'm back bitches
Mrs. Claus cook-in in the kitchen
Santa Claus and me kissin
Shut your mouth! Don't be snitch-in!
Cause imma mistletoe hoe
Workin at the North Pole
Gonna earn a lump of coal
Unless you haven't been told
Imma naughty elf, ho hoe
Santa's favorite
Ho Ho Hoe

[ Verse 2 ]
Hot Chocolate is hot, but I'm hotter
Gumdrops are thick, but I'm thicker
Candy Canes are fresh, but I'm fresher
I'm tryna be Santa's number one helper!
Mary, Joseph, and Jesus
But all we pray to is Yeezus
Candy canes we bе eat-in
Cookie dough gettin bеat-in
Milk and Cookies we lea-vin
For Santa Claus to come eat them
Yeah the kids tryna peek-in
Tryna see Santa sneak-in
Down the chimney he'll be in
Oh the gifts that he's bringing!
"Santa? is that for me? WOW!"

[ Hook ]
I'll be Santa's Ho Ho Hoe
I'll be workin at the No-orth Pole
Mrs. Claus don't gotta know oh-oh
Im a naughty elf, Ho Ho Hoe
I'll be Santa's Ho Ho Hoe
I'll be workin at the No-orth Pole
Mrs. Claus don't gotta know oh-oh
I'm Santa's Ho Ho Hoe

[ Verse 3 ]
Santa Claus said I've been the good-est kid this year
When I sat up on his lap, he whispered in my ear
I think I might get lucky, ride on a reindeer!
Rudolph are you ready?
Let's spread some Christmas cheer!
I'm a little bit fruity, with a whole lotta cake
One of a kind baby, a snowflake
Sweet like sugar, or my mom's Pound Cake
Tis the season, Deck the halls
Make the Yuletide gayyy-er!

[ Hook ]
I'll be Santa's Ho Ho Hoe
I'll be workin at the No-orth Pole
Mrs. Claus don't gotta know oh-oh
Im a naughty elf, Ho Ho Hoe
I'll be Santa's Ho Ho Hoe
I'll be workin at the No-orth Pole
Mrs. Claus don't gotta know oh-oh
Merry Christmas y'all!
Ho Ho Hoe