[Intro]
We back talkin' on Jacob!
Never gonna end is it

[Verse 1]
Well, well, well, look who we have here?
It's Jacob Kegel
The one who's always in fear
Of being broke yet does nothing to fix it
Complains all day yet never takes a minute to pivot
Saying dumb things like 'My moms gonna take my hit'
Man you gotta stop smoking that shit
He'll do anything for a bit of weed
Even if it means getting on your knees
Sucking dick just for a fix
Now that's just sad man
Get a grip

[Verse 2]
You're always broke but never try to work
Just sitting around acting like a jerk
Expecting everyone to give you a hand
But nothing in life comes for free, understand?
I've made 8 songs about you and it's getting old
Your stupidity is like a story that's been told
You're a disgrace to the human race, it's true
Jacob Kegel you're a joke, and that's nothing new
[Verse 3]
He says some stupid things like 'My moms taking my hit'
And 'I'll suck a dick for some weed'
Man you're full of shit
I've made 8 songs about your idiocy
And frankly I'm getting sick with your hypocrisy
You're a walking disaster, a real hot mess

[Verse 4]
With a brain so small it's hard to express
Your love for weed it's just plain sad
Making you do anything, even something so bad
I've made 8 songs now on this guy, It's getting old!
How many times can i still diss him and still be bold?
But Jacob you keep giving me material to work with!
Your stupidity is endless!
It's like a curse or a myth!
Instead of complaining and doing nothing
Why don't you make a change
Get a job, make some money
And maybe then you won't feel so strange

[Verse 5]
You're always broke but won't make a move
Expecting handouts from your homies?
That's just rude!
And the thought of you sucking dick for weed?
That's just gross
Get your act together Jacob and maybe then you'll be able to boast
You think you're the life of the party
But you're really a joke
Always saying something stupid
Always making folk choke on their laughter at your expense
You're the clown of the group
[Verse 5]
And when you're not around we all breathe a sigh of relief, it's the truth
(Goddamn motherfucker that's heat!)
He's got no drive no ambition
Just a lazy stoner
Talking about weed all day
Acting like he's a loner
But in reality he's just a fool, a clown, a joke
I'm getting sick of his stupidity
It's time to revoke
He says he's broke but spends all his money on weed
That's why he's always in debt
He's got a problem, indeed
He's got no goals, no dreams, no aspirations
Just a guy who smokes weed all day
No exaggeration
You're always talking about smoking and getting high
But when it comes to real life you just seem to lie
You're a loser Jacob with no ambition or dreams
Just a stoner who can't even afford a pair of jeans
And let's not forget his hygiene
It's atrocious
Never showers or brushes his teeth, it's repulsive!

[Outro]
We got that nasty fuck!