[Intro]
Jacob, that furry loving fuck
He loves furries more than his family (Ha ha!)
He still hides it like we all don't know
Yeah! Call that shit Jacob's Furry Secret!

[Verse 1]
Hey Jacob, I've heard your name before
Spreading your life story like an open door
You claim to be righteous, but you're hypocritical
Talking about your life like it's a miracle
But let me tell you Jacob, ain't nobody care about the things you do to the people with whom you share
You're addicted to the green, the smoke, and the high
But whеn it comes to real life man, you barеly get by
Jacob, Jacob, just please take a seat
Nobody wants to hear you on repeat
Your double standards and your oversharing
It's a wonder who any friends you're still bearing
Now let's talk about your lack of discretion
Sharing your conquests like it's your profession
But Jacob, let me tell you
Nobody's impressed with your tales of exploits and your so called success
You think you're clever, but all see through the facade you put up
Man, it's just not true
You're living with a haze with your life on display
But it's time to grow up Jacob, find a better way
[Verse 2]
He crave easy games, but then he'll whine and moan
Claiming boredom yet he won't leave them alone
He's like a kid who wants cake, but then he'll fuss
When he gets a slice he's like 'What's all the fuss?'
Now let's dig deeper, I've got a secret to share
Jacob played a furry game with a sly little glare
He dove in head first, completed it with glee
Then he claimed it was spite, but we know the reality
His love for furry game's, it's hard to ignore
He'll play them all night, then he'll come back for more
So Jacob next time you try to act all wise, remember your secret and those anthropomorphic eyes
Anthropomorphic animals, in the gayest sense

[Verse 3]
You try to play it cool but it's all so intense
We see through the act, we know you're not joking
Your passion for furries, our mind's it's provoking
You say it's all fun and games, ain't serious
But deep down we know you're delirious
For those furries and their tails a waggin'
No need to hide it Jacob, quit your braggin'
It ain't no joke, your secrets out
You love those furries, there's no doubt
We see the passion in your eyes, when you talk about them you can't disguise
You think we don't know, but we're aware of your obsession
And we ain't scared to call you out and expose your love
For furry creatures from up above
So embrace it Jacob, don't be shy
Your love for furries, let it fly
No need to hide it or pretend it's fake
We all know it's real for goodness sake
Now let's dive into those moments of overshare
Talkin' about his sex life like we're all unaware
He'll hit you up even if you ain't that close
Spillin' all his bedroom tales, like he's trying to boast
Jacob, Jacob, what a contradiction
Living in a cloud of smoke, can't see his own affliction
Oversharing secrets but still wanting respect
You gotta wonder how he ain't faced rejection yet
Always preachin' about life but can't take a break from the weed he smokes
Man that's all he can bake
[Outro]
I'm done now you furry fuck!
If i have to return I'm not holding back
Jacob's Furry Friends Part 2 will release
If you keep up these games and foolery