LexNour Beats
Retard Alert 2
[Intro: Lil Joey & Donny]
Jacob i didn't want to make a part two
But you too damn retarded motherfucker!
So let's get cookin' bitch!
You are nothing like me Jacob
I'm sleepy, you're retarded!
Jacob, you fucking retard!
[Verse 1: Lil Joey]
Yeah look at your broke ass
I done run up the bands
While you can't pay me no fifteen dollars
Oh and where's your father? Probably the same place you put my dollars
In the back of a black dodger
Cause they both goners
It's time to face the facts Jacob
You ain't impressin'
Your smarts are slippin' away
And that's a lesson
Put down the pipe, pick up a book and start progressin'
Intelligencе ain't a game but you're out herе just guessin'
[Verse 2: Lil Joey]
You think you're smart, but man you're just a pseudo-nerd
Your brains so fried i swear it's like you've never heard a word
You're lost in haze, a daze, your mind so far away
While others rise and shine, you're stuck in disarray
Now here's a concept Jacob, that might make you squirm
Put down the drugs and maybe try to pick up a term
Expand your mind, you'll find there's more to life than highs
For every hit you take, your intellect just further dies
You claim you're smart, but your actions are folly
Meth clouds your thoughts like a dark melancholy
[Verse 3: Lil Joey]
You're breaking bad like you're Walter White, but your future is dim
No Heisenberg in sight
Your Geography skills a joke, a disgrace
Can't tell the difference between Europe and Space
You're studying maps but can't see the sign
Intelligence lost like the sun that don't shine
You claim to be smart, but your intelligence is a myth
Droppin' AP Human Geo, but can't find where you live!
(Get cookin' Donny!)
[Verse 4: Donny]
You say you're in the drug game, but it's only meth you abuse
I bet you think you're Walter White, but you ain't got a clue
You poppin' adderall like it's candy just to maintain (Yeah!)
But your memory's so bad you can't even retain (Let em have it Donny!)
The simplest of facts for more than five seconds flat (Oh Damn!)
You'd forget your own name if it wasn't on your cap
You're like a broken GPS, no sense of direction
Can't remember what you learned, not even for a second
You're like Dory from Nemo, memory gone in a flash
But even she could find her way without the need for cash
[Verse 5: Donny]
Now let me expose the truth about Jacob's intellect
He's actin' like he's Einstein, but i gotta interject
Claiming he's smart, but he ain't gotta clue
AP Human Geography, more like 'Where's Peru?'
And when it comes to fun, you're a connoisseur of strange
'Furry Shades of Gay' man, that's your favorite game
You get lost in that world while your smarts keep slippin' away
But when it comes to dissing you i got infinite things to say
Your memory's like a sieve, you can't retain a single fact
Five seconds in your brain man, it's like a disappearing act
You're a mental acrobat, but you're falling off the wire
Your cognitive skills are burning like a dumpster fire
[Outro: Lil Joey]
(JACOB!)