[Verse 1: Mad-Granny]

Can't leave this house once you're in it already
I'm coming for you instantly, you better be steady
Wanna be stealthy? Learn the lore!
I kidnapped three kids, soon it's gonna be four!
Broke into the old fashioned jewelry store
Walk out with the diamonds, going back for more!
The one rule of Granny that you should know, is that she don't play games. She makes the dough!

[Verse 2: Mad-Granny]

I can sense the feeling, the victim is near!
Kid, look behind you, Granny is here!
Whack them on the head, and drag them to my cellar!
Don't test me, I'm a cave dweller!
I'll beat you to a pulp like that guy beat up Sparks!
Soon as this rounds done, a new one starts!
Although this song may be shocking...
Don't forget, Mad Granny is watching!